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第四章

    小白脸那报出来的食物虽然很诱惑,但是听在我这个没钱人的耳中,只觉得是异常的愤怒,jiejie我穷的身上只有六十二块钱了,要是敢吃这么贵,我就把你扔在那边出卖se相去!                                                                                                             也不知道是不是我的内心祈祷真的是奏了效,他还真的没有去那韩国料理店或者是寿司店挥金如土,转头进了一家小餐馆。                                                                                                             阿米豆腐啊!                                                                                                             李澈在一张空位上坐了下来,服务员动作很麻利地迎了上来,送上了一份菜单,站在一边等着点菜。                                                                                                             “嗯,一盘酸菜鱼,一盘红烧**块,再来一个香菇青菜。”李澈支着下巴,指尖点着菜单上的菜,漫不经心地报着菜名。                                                                                                             我坐在对面,瞄着菜单上的价位,一边默默地在心底算着,虽然咱高考数学是个悲剧,在大学里面也没有接触到数学那玩意,但是简单的加减还是懂得的。                                                                                                             默默地在心底算出了一个数字,再加上两个人一人一块的饭钱之后,我松了一口气,虽然眼前这混蛋一顿饭吃掉了我一周的饭钱,但口袋的钱还是够付的,付完之后还能多两块钱……                                                                                                             玛丽隔壁的!                                                                                                             饭馆服务生很快就走的没影了,留下我和那李澈大眼瞪小眼。                                                                                                             “怎么,还不舍得?”                                                                                                             李澈支着下巴,看着我问着。                                                                                                             舍得?当然不舍得,这种问话实在有些欠扁,我家不是开银行的,也不是富二代,就算是富二代也没有把钱当花洒的吧,真金白银的,我虽不是一个很节俭的人,可也没有大手大脚花钱的习惯。                                                                                                             我瞪他一眼,拿了桌上的茶壶往自己面前的茶杯里面倒了一杯水,开始涮筷子和汤匙,钱是我花的,能吃多少是多少,总得为自己老回点本。                                                                                                             菜很快就上了桌,李澈吃饭速度不算很快,但是食量蛮大,一碗饭之后又叫了一碗。                                                                                                             饭馆的老板也挺给力,直接上了一品锅,满满一陶瓷锅的饭,看着就让人觉得撑的慌,这是我们学校边的特se,吃饭吃饭,饭绝对管饱。                                                                                                             我食量不大,一般x一碗饭就解决掉一餐了,偶尔胃□□发的时候会进化到猛吞两碗饭,李澈像是一整天都没有吃过饭一样,那扒饭的速度实在够快,在我扒掉一碗半的时候,他已经把一品锅里面饭扒掉了大半。                                                                                                             玛丽隔壁的,果然是吃软饭的小白脸啊!                                                                                                             李澈放了下了碗筷,表示自己吃饱了。                                                                                                             我瞪他,用筷子敲着饭桌上三道菜的盘子边沿。                                                                                                             “喂,这个勤俭节约是美德,你点的菜可还没吃完呢!”                                                                                                             坑了jiejie这么一笔,不给我吃的gg净净的,你对得起我……的钱么?                                                                                                             李澈瞅着我,那表情看上去很有点高深莫测的味道,一会之后他才答道:“你不是也吃了么?”                                                                                                             = =                                                                                                              “那也得吃完了之后再走,不然我可不付钱!”                                                                                                             我认真地说着,我爸是从小苦过来的,所以从小就教育我,吃多少饭,盛多少饭,一粒米都不准浪费,怎么说我的内心都是正直讲美德的好姑娘。                                                                                                             “那行!”李澈点头,一脸认同我的样子,“那就一起吃完吧!”                                                                                                             我突然觉得,保持自己良好的美德也是一件很痛苦的事情。                                                                                                             一品锅里面还留有不少的饭,剩下的大概分一下每人大半碗左右,李澈似乎想到了什么好玩的事情一样,拿过了我的碗,给我添了大半碗。                                                                                                             “这样吧,咱们b赛吃饭,等会我数一二三,然后就开始吃,谁吃的最慢,等会就谁结账……”                                                                                                             我看着李澈,这小白脸实在太居心叵测了。                                                                                                             听到后半句的时候,我份外的哈皮,可一想到前半句,我立马就四十五度角明媚而忧伤了,我掂量着自己的胃容量,虽然没有牛的四个胃,但是再吃大半碗的话,应该还是有能力撑的下去的吧?                                                                                                             “行!”                                                                                                             我拍了一下桌子,为了这一顿饭钱,jiejie我拼了!                                                                                                             我和李澈两个人手上都捧着一碗大半碗饭,眼睛互瞪。                                                                                                             “预备!”                                                                                                             李澈把饭碗也端高了一点,g据我的预测,他一定是打算等到喊完一二三之后就立马开始扒饭的,我绝对不能被他占了先机。                                                                                                             我咬着饭碗的边缘,打算他一喊停,立马吞饭。                                                                                                             “一!二!三!”                                                                                                             果然一如我预测的那样,李澈一喊完,那手上的筷子舞的和船桨似的,动作快的好像刚刚那几碗饭对他来说不就是开胃菜一样。                                                                                                             但是,有些时候,饭不一定要嚼的,当别人都只看到我的x的时候,她们都忘记了,我还有一颗脑袋,虽然不是天才的头脑,至少还是b较靠谱的。                                                                                                             我很有先见之明地在吃饭b赛进行之前给自己倒了一杯茶。                                                                                                             这个是我的习惯,就像是我爸习惯饭后一g烟,快活似神仙一样,我习惯在吃完晚饭的时候喝两口水,润润喉,去去油腻。                                                                                                             也正是这个好习惯,让我现在很得瑟,你想,再狠狠扒了一嘴巴的饭之后一口水一灌直接咽下去,连咀嚼都省掉了,这不赢的话,我诅咒我明天自己变成三十六g。                                                                                                             所以,在我吞掉那一碗饭,对着还有两三口饭没有吃掉的小白脸君b出胜利的v型手势时,他的表情是很错愕的。                                                                                                             “我赢了!”                                                                                                             我万分得瑟,只差没有站起来扭两下。                                                                                                             “付钱!”我得意地拍桌,虽然撑的慌,但是也算是值了,我可以瞑目了。                                                                                                             “我要求重赛。”李澈的声音清冷,带着一gu子不容拒绝,“你刚刚喝水了,所以不算!”                                                                                                             哈?                                                                                                             我睁大了眼睛瞅着他,这个笑话真的一点都不好笑。                                                                                                             “你刚刚没有做出这个声明,反正我赢了。”                                                                                                             我起身,打算拉开椅子走人,没有想到小白脸君是那么输不起的男人,居然对nv人还想耍赖,他真不该姓李,应该姓赖名无耻才对。                                                                                                             “重赛!”李澈脸上带笑,“不然我就大声地说,前两天某个人啊,在电梯里面啊,开了一颗纽扣啊……”                                                                                                             啊你妹啊!                                                                                                             我觉得这家伙不仅姓赖名无耻,还字下流,别号流氓。                                                                                                             我涨红了一张脸,坐了下来。                                                                                                             “最后一次,要愿赌服输!”                                                                                                             我咬牙切齿,刚刚那一碗饭撑的我胃已经没有半点容量了,估计再吃的话,就要堵到喉咙口了,但是为了自己的名誉,为了身为nvx的名节……                                                                                                             生活就像强*j,我就被一碗饭再强上一回吧!                                                                                                             “行,这一次不准喝水!”李澈点头,再度作出申明,“可以吃菜,不准喝水。”                                                                                                             嘤嘤嘤嘤,这家伙果然是山y人士,瞧瞧这y毒的!                                                                                                             我点头。                                                                                                             李澈准备再给我添饭,但是这一品锅只剩下锅壁上还残留着饭粒外,基本上已经清空了。                                                                                                             “老板,再来一碗饭!”                                                                                                             李澈朝着坐在柜台后的老板喊了一声。                                                                                                             “好咧!”                                                                                                             老板脸上挂着笑,连连瞅了瞅我和李澈两眼,因为学校边上小饭馆多,除了像小白脸一样喜欢走小资路线的学生,大部分还是投奔了食堂的怀抱,所以这家店里面的生意算不上冷清,可也不算特别的好。                                                                                                             从刚刚开始,老板就很哈皮地看着我和李澈两个人开始耍宝b吃饭,模样要多愉悦就有多愉悦,这一点,从他给我们打的超过一碗容量的米饭上就可以得知。                                                                                                             老板,你实在太给力了啊!                                                                                                             我看着那米饭泪流满面。                                                                                                             两个人又重新瓜分了米饭,然后在大眼瞪小眼之中,又开始了扒拉米饭的b赛。                                                                                                             后来想想,我觉得这个时候的自己,也挺饭桶的,怎么就会脑门一ch0u风和这家伙玩起这种幼稚的游戏来了。                                                                                                             从小饭馆里面出来的时候,我觉得,这米饭就堵在嗓子眼,随时有着像岩浆那样喷涌而出的可能。                                                                                                             “哼哼,知道厉害了吧,叫你不要再b了,你非得b第二回!”                                                                                                             虽然堵的慌,但是心情还是很不错的,至少我又赢了那小白脸一回。我朝着走在自己前面一步的李澈哼唧着,他的脸se也不是很好看,就像刚刚菜桌上的那一盘香菇青菜一样的颜se,多吃少吃还是得他买单,叫他自作孽不可活!                                                                                                             “哼!”                                                                                                             李澈有些不爽地冒出了一声冷哼,然后一言不发地往着学校走。                                                                                                             我的心情大概因为第一次吃饭赢了一个男生而觉得很好,虽然这不是什么值得庆幸的事情。                                                                                                             在穿过马路的时候,我决定告诉他一个秘密。                                                                                                             “其实,我刚刚吐了一口饭在餐巾纸上……”                                                                                                             我在后头笑呵呵的,一想到这件无耻而又猥琐的事情,我心情更加爽了,m着自己趋近饭桶的腰身,笑声也更加肆无忌惮了点。                                                                                                             刚刚我作弊了,而且作弊没人发现……                                                                                                             李澈回过了头,瞅着我。                                                                                                             “你说真的?”他问,声音无b认真。                                                                                                             我点头,反正他都已经付钱了,能耐我何。要是真的把我怎么样了,我当场喊非礼算了,小北门来来往往这么多人,还愁不能耐他何。                                                                                                             “其实,我也有件事情没有告诉你,”他清了清嗓子,一脸尊敬样,“学姐你好,我是企管一年级的靳骐。”                                                                                                             我饭桶身躯一震,终于把玛丽隔壁这一句话给骂出了口,伴随着的还有一声响亮的饱嗝。                                                                                                             丫的冒名顶替居然还敢恶人先告状,实在太让人震惊了!